most annoying, harmless noises?

what's the most annoying harmless noise that has happened or is happening with your Mopar?

Annoying "harmless" noise...

Like when the ex won't shut up. And I get so mad that I finally have to bound and gag her and throw her in the back... And she still struggles and squeals to get free.... That's an annoying "harmless" noise that I can ignore....


I can dream can't I???