Met an old timer today

Where I work is like that....No phones, no radio's of any sort, no seats/chairs, must fill out a "Take 5" for everything you do, even mopping the floor, must fill out a "Lift Plan" to use a 1,000kg (2,200 lb) SWL fibre round sling to lift a 40 lb object, must fill out a "Hot Work Permit" to use an angle grinder or shrink wrapping an OHT Wheel End......etc.
It's getting worse by the week.

Damn what kind of place do you work at? Do you have to hold your hand up to go to the crapper? Or maybe fill out a take 5 form ?