Paint shop Jail...Looking forward to release date.

Get a trailer ready and go wait outside his shop until he gets there. If he doesn't show up go to a pay phone and call the fire department and tell them there is a fire at his location, you see smoke coming out the roof.
I am sure they will get ahold of him and he will be there in a flash. Wait til FD leaves and get your car.

You can go to jail and a pretty decent fine for making false reports.