words that u hate to see in ads

''Lady driven''. To me it probably has a lot of dents, the brakes are shot, it has hit every curb, and it has girly do-dads and perfume in the interior. (Sorry ladies, no insults are intended.)
"Never raced". Ashamed of what it will do?
"Rebuilt engine 50,000 miles ago". So, it's half worn out again?
"Low miles for the year". So, a 1969 Dart with 400,000 miles on it would be considered low?
"Wouldn't take much to get it running". So then, get it running......
"Never smoked in". So, how about farting?
"All original" or "Minty". Yeah, right. if the car has under a few thousand miles on it, then there's a chance.
"At this price it won't last long". Yeah, that's what i'm afraid of.
And my favorite......
"It'll go 100 miles per hour in second gear". So, you really run the **** out of it eh?