What size battery ?

Ya heard this one? Allegedly true, probly not, LOL

Guy has his battery stolen out of his car.

Couple of nights later there's a brand new battery and an envelope on his front porch. "I'm very sorry, it was an emergency, and I took your battery. Here's a new one, and to make up for it, tickets to the XXXXXXX concert in town this weekend."

So the guy went to the concert!!!!!

And when he got home, his house and garage had been cleaned out!!!!!