Maybe funny, but not helpful in the slightest. I hope it never happens, but we'll see if you think things are so funny after rebuilding a burned car. If you want to be an entertainer and comedian then go find a comedy club and try out. Otherwise don't use my thread to test your material. And furthermore don't give me any of your "I'm a Gold member and I crap in anyone's post" BS either. You should know better.
To the adults that have actually made meaningful comments, thank you.