Ugliest, most overpriced French car on CL

To divert this thread in a whole different direction, LOL, THIS cropped up

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...wrecked-car-motorbike-drove-civilisation.html

Now let me make something PERFECTLY clear. With the reputation of this particular rag in general, and the general "flavor" of this "story" I don't believe this tripe for .0000138 seconds

(The claim is that he was "stranded" 20 miles from "some place" with a bit of water, and for some reason had enough water to bust his *** doing a major overhaul of an automobile, something that would likely take most of us weeks, or at least days, even in our prime, yet he was somehow unable to walk this 20 miles, but at the same time, had enough water to do all this heavy mechanical work)

(If he's so stranded, who took the photos?)