Ugliest, most overpriced French car on CL

So let me get this straight.... P.O.S. french car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, ok I can see that happening...

But...

guy can't fix the P.O.S. french car to get himself back to civilization but he can totally dismantle the suspension and drivetrain and build some kind of two wheeled contraption by himself using pieces of the P.O.S. french car that somehow left him stranded there in the first place.

Umm..... ok

Ill take far fetched stories for $600 Alex..............

10 damn four NOT

Que Ess 'ell NO

Yeh, that's pretty lame, eh?