Well, the Dart Sacrificed her life for me.

On the way home from work, a drunk blew through a red and I t-boned him. Fortunately, the Dart saved my life. However, the cop was a prick and gave me a ticket and said that I should have seen the other car not stopping and yielded (on a green light). To make matters even worse, I called my insurance company and they said that due to my negligence or failure to see the other car and yield the right of way to a drunk who blew a damn red light that they were going to deny my claim in order to pay any and all of his medical expenses and that I should be grateful that they were doing me that favor. This is however some of the most ridiculous April fool's day crap I've ever written. Hope everyone's day is full of good cheer.