Wife wants me to get rid of ride!

no but 12 years ago right after i finished the car, i was in highschool and this kid comes up to me and says "i wana F$%K your car" so i chime in "and how exactly do you plan on making that happen" he replies "she's got a gas cap, and I have a high tollerance to pain!"

Lol youre a riot man. So when you gonna tell us all april fools? Or did you just pick the wrong day to start this thread?