Wife wants me to get rid of ride!

the third wife said one day: " i'd like to have a convertible." i said to myself "HUH!???". few days later i drag home a 65 slant dart vert project. she says: " why did you buy that!???" i say, " you said you wanted a vert!" and she replies " NO i don't" HUH!!!???????
so after three wives i've decided the whole deal is hopeless!!! now i'm about toooo old for sex, to work on my cars, or to hunt a suitable female partner!!??
seems like John Wayne onetime said something applicable to all this but now i'm too darned old to remember what he said!!???? HUH!??????