Wife wants me to get rid of ride!

I'm not much for offroading or Jeeps. (cept maybe a Kaiser Jeep)

Here's what I would do. Get the Jeep somewhat put back together. Enough to run and move under its own power. Put all the glass back in, put the headlights/taillights back in, and just make it look a lot more like it won't take much work to get it going. That way, its out of your hair with minimal effort and an increased profit margin. That's my opinion. With what you sell it for, you should be able to afford beefing up your suspension easily to grind some corvettes down