I went into O'Reilly's on Sunday. They were busy and my buddy was backed up, so I went to the young kid and set a hose clamp on the counter. I say "I need high quality hose clamps in this size." He says, "what do you need?" I sigh and repeat myself. He says, "hose clamps?" I sigh a little louder and very slowly and clearly repeat myself. He says, "what size?" I pick up the hose clamp walk to the long line in front of my buddy and tell him that I will just wait for someone who can at least fog a mirror.
