Yet another day of bull$stuff at the parts store

My brother was a master tech for Nissan for decades. He can take his Q apart and put it back together blindfolded so to speak. Well he gets tired of all the bs and since nobody else seemed to want to work he decided to quit and just sit around. He needed an operation, so he got a job at O'Reillys where they begged him to be manager, assistant blah blah blah and he refused, just working part time enough for one year to get his health insurance. No crap, the first day on the job a guy walks in and says I need a gasket for a Ford 9-inch. My brother looked right at him and said, nine inch what?