Can we get the planets and paper towels aligned?
Captain, we've spotted Klingons near Uranus....
Oh, NO I believe we've got boolions and boolions of Carl Sagons. Thanks for the offer on the partial rolls but I don't think we should need to resort to that.
This reminds me of YEARS ago a guy I knew surveyed for the USFS. He went into Whites Boots and was complaining he wasn't getting the life out of 'em he once did, and they said "they couldn't get the leather" they used to.
He asked 'em "what's the matter, don't they grow COWS they way they used to?"
I've got some of the blue ones and use them occasionally. Here's the thing. The Brawny ones worked fine for "the way I work." I don't want to get into trying to wash crap and screw up my washing machine as well as screw up clothing because I "greased up" my machine 'er somethin, I just don't need that
"What wuz" worked just fine." If I HAVE ta, if I jus HAVE ta, I buy one God DAM roll at a time, but I'll tell ya it IS gonna be a PITA. My neighbor tells me I should go to Costco. Somehow, having to PAY a membership fee to a store to shop there rubs me the wrong way. Plus I don't buy all that much in "big box" stores, anyhow.
