Can we get the planets and paper towels aligned?

A rant about paper towels...really dude. I'm a service tech at an apartment complex so I use ALOT of paper towels. I don't care how big or what brand, just something to get the crap off my hands.

Seriously? If you can't offer any SERIOUS help keep the feck out of my thread. As a "service tech" AKA Fackin' Janitor, you of all people should be able to appreciate the need for QUALITY paper absorbent products, or maybe you are so deep in bullshit that you can't see the problem