Just get me home!

Most ghetto repairs you made to get yourself out of a jamb. Car related...
1. girlfriends pantyhose for a fan/water pump belt. worked great!
2. rope for a clutch cable in a Subaru GL10, got me home
3. Marine "boot band" for a carb return spring, got me home.
4. Water for brake fluid. That was a bad night and I had to get the f--- out of where I was.
5. took a lugnut off each rim to get my spare on when someone snaked my back tire
6. took 3 of 6 allen head bolts out of the right CV joint to get the left one attached after we sheared the 2 that were left in there. they must have come out? VW bus.
I had some POS cars back then.....;-)