Windows xp no more security patches

LOL!!!! i'm like a few guys on here, 66 ( ancient), hate anything electronic, especially computers, cell phones, I pads, and yes microwaved dinners!!!!!
I just got new hard drive, (old one ran XP, wore out, no memory and on dial up) yes live here in the sticks!! got satelitte for it, and damned it works and moves right along. HEY, I 'm even thinking of getting rid of land based phone and get free cell!?????
who elite has free cell where I can pay for calls per minute. I make probably one per week!!?????? LOL no really..........
no I still don't want to figure out "facebook"!!!!