Just get me home!

Broke the gas tank off my mini bike wiping out on a sand hill about 3 miles from home! Made it home by pouring gas down the carb all the way, and spilling no small amount on self!!
Good thing it didn't backfire....you might not be here to tell the tale! I've blown the main fuse on a bike and had to wrap it in a foil lined wrapper from the ditch to get home. I rode my bike about 40 miles to look at another W100 for $500 after work one evening. As I was getting close, it was getting dark, and I realized I had no headlight, my bulb was out on my 650 tiger. I putted down the dark, rutted, gravel road with my turn signal as the only light source. After I met the guy, and bought the non-running truck, I borrowed the battery powered headlight we were using to look at the truck with to use to get back to the pavement. First I wrapped the elastic headband around the bikes headlamp housing, but it shook loose on the gravel road, and I had to ride with one hand holding it up. I stopped and strapped the headlamp on my head and adjusted the strap. It worked good enough to make it back to the interstate, then I got on a big truck's tail and stayed close till my exit. Sure thing, there was a cop car at the only intersection between the interstate and my house. You should have seen the look on his face when ,halfway through the light, I turned my head and looked right at him with that headlight on!