whats the wierdest things you found in your car

Found a 1/2" impact gun behind the quarter trim panel of one car that had an annoying clunk on cornering. In another car found an unused book of bylaw tickets. They were a source of great amusement for me leaving them under the wipers of my friends and coworkers cars filled out for a variety of imagined traffic infractions - until someone went to city hall to pay one and they traced the series number of the ticket book back to the guy I bought the car from.