I'm going to sell crack on Craigslist

I used to convince my ex wife that things were rare so that when we put a ridiculous price on it, it would not sell! She always wanted me to sell "my junk" But it all backfired on me when she ran off with that other dude. She wanted paid for her share of my valuable junk! That was 14 years ago and you should see my yard! Ha ha ha