Will I ever learn...

just to keep my mouth shut. Our area is, to me, sort of a high desert type of area.....we get damn near no rain during the summer months. Our soil is well drained, sandy and depending on where you are very rocky. Neighbor has a "newsletter" talking about him being a farmer,they have three or so acres, 5 or 6 pigs and just got a hundred chicks. They are thinking that they will be selling eggs to everyone out here, and breeding and "harvesting" the pigs, with the intention of selling the meat at some of the local farmers markets.....I asked him a while ago if he was aware that for a good 12-14 weeks a year that the local folks we get our eggs from have 0 egg production, apparently the chickens don't produce eggs during the heat of the summer, which for us is several weeks of low to mid 90's, with 0 rain, and for several weeks during the winter when the temps are in the single digit zone. He went on about how those folks have no clue what they are doing blah blah blah. Anyhow, he mentioned the other day in his "news letter" that he emails every one in his address book that he will be removing some of the ponderosa pines and replacing them with Weeping Willows. I responded with "I wish you luck in getting those water hog willows to thrive here." Was leaning on the fence talking with a neighbor earlier and the "farmer' stopped by. He asked me why I was such a douche....Could not help but laugh.....I asked him if he had any clue as to the fact that those trees are not native to our area, that they they require wet soil and a good amount of moisture to thrive. He got all fired up, looked like he was going to explode...I turned around to get back to spraying the weeds, and told him that he is a clueless cityit....which is what a few of the local folks call the city people that come out here and try to live...He blew up, calling me some things that are not fit to be repeated in public....I am still laughing about it.
Sorry for rambling, just needed to get this out of my head so I can go about my day and the wife is not here right now.....