Go wing or No Go wing

Wings are so ghetto. You may as well accompany that wing with ground effects lighting, a Big Foot gas pedal, chrome fender strips, fake HID projectors, and a phony cellular antennae from the early 1990s.

I think you just completely described the coolest car I could ever had imagined... but I would definitely put a fart pipe hanging down at a 20 degree slope sticking out past the rear bumper about 6", but that's just me.