Go inside, or up the stars, down the stars to this closet to that closet from this tool box ohh yeah its not there so check the other tool box, and then go to the place you were, and think about where you last had it, and then the better half, asks why haven't you started on that project yet" your replay cuz I'm S-L-O-W.....
Then it dawns on you, you lent that one tool to your buddy, so you got to drive (hopefully NOT the car your working on to go and get it).....
You go and get it he tells you he brought it back so doesn't have it, and you get back as your better half have you seen this "A" tool? ANYWHERE? They reply, Nope your tools I don't bother with them....
You find it in the last place you'da looked but found it you go to start the project again, get started, then about say an hour OHHH YEAH I need "this" tool, go to get it, and sort of start that whole "search" over again, only this time, you found it in the second or 3rd place you put it, and then head back to location to re-start where you let off, and then get into it a bit more and actually get somewhere, and the projects almost done, and it A gets dark, or B, to finish you need one more f*cking tool.......JUST ONE MORE trip inside, down in the basement, or up the stars depending on how house is set up... .but just one more trip to get yet ANOTHER tool to just finish the job...You find it a bit latter finish the job, maybe under a light or whatever, and then here comes clean up. the first trip you were able to carry ALL the tools, you thought you needed now, you got enough tools to have to make 2 to 4 trips as your done wore out trying to fetch EVERY TOOL you had to have to finish the job!
I can not tell you how much I spend doing that crap. And my wife, she can;'t even give me **** fer it either as she does it a lot more then I do and will tell you so LOL We were just talking about it the other day working in the yard.....
Anyone else have this much fun just to try and do up or finish up one project?
