Stupidest "technical" advise I've heard lately

I like it when the local papers run their articles on getting your daily driver ready for winter and summer. Some of the most inane **** in there I keep expecting to read "change the air in your tires from winter air to summer air."

The one that irritates me the most is when the press pushes the idea "of only take your car to ASE certified shops." The ability to take a multiple choice test does not denote your ability to actually turn a wrench.