2014 RAM Diesel 1500

I've had a few CTD's ,a 95 2500 4x4 I drove for 335k miles sold it in 04 on Ebay for 9700.00 within 3 hrs. A 03 4x4 3500 DRW, didn't like the dual rear traded it for an 04 4x4 2500, then traded it in on a new 07 2500 4x4 CTD quad cab which I still own, it has 182K miles on it. Never had a auto trans go bad in any of them and have towed something or other all these years. the 95 got 19-20 mpg empty 14 mpg towing 12k. The 03 was the worst 18mpg and 11-13 towing. My 07 gets 18-19 empty and 14 towing 11K. What is weird is the fuel mileage goes to crap with anything on the hitch. If I tow my Polaris ranger on a 6x10 it gets 14-15 mpg? I always say you can tie a shop rag to the trailer ball and the mileage will drop to 14! And it ain't cause I drive hard, my buddies say I'm a PIA to get behind cause i drive so slow. But I wouldn't own any other truck? Now if you want to talk crap? I make a living on fixing 03-2010 6.0 and 6.4 power jokes.