I am who I am. the Wife says "John WHY do you gotta be an asshole?" My reply sorry dear, I was BORN this way, your 35 years......to LATE! LMAO, Ya just can't fix, stoopid!
a friend of mine is getting married in a few weeks and she asked us what we thought the key to a good marriage was
I told her, don't think your going to be able to fix something that his mom has tried for 30 years and couldn't fix
