Smelling Farts good for you

66340SEDAN said
LOL Karl, this is the one I heard when I was little from my dad :glasses7:

Beans beans the musical fruit...

The more you eat the more you toot....

The more you toot the better you feel....

So eat beans with every meal!
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That was the "clean" version that we had to use in front of our parents when we were kids, but used the other one when we were "hanging out" between us friends...