Massive oil leaks.

Where does it look to start or did the road wind just whip it everywhere? My first guess would be cast covers hung up on the intake, or no front seal in the timing chain cover? It will wash off at self serve car wash, engine setting. Rinse with no spot to keep chrome nice.

Do you have pcv setup? Even an open hose up to inside air cleaner from opposite valve cover is not going to slow you down any.