I was told I don't have a real Dart today!
I was at work today, a customer comes in a wants oil filters for a 2014 Dart. He's pissy because he can't get the filters from a parts store, that's just a damn shame, but no sweat, I got plenty.
He's starting to chat me up about his Dart and how much fun it is.
I tell him I have a Dart too."A 2.0l ?" "No.....I buy Coke in 2 liters!" "Oh yeah, a Tiger Shark?" "Nope a 318" "What?? How did you get a 318 in a Dart?" "Came that way." "A 2.4 Tiger Shark is the biggest they come." "They came a lot bigger than a 318, I can tell you that." " Never heard of that! When!" "My 318 is is 75, I got a Duster with a slanty too." "Oh, you got one of those old things, that's not a real Dart."
Now this is usually where I jump in and tell the guy I have a real Dart and he's driving a fat Fiat but, I just raped him for 4 oil filters that he had paid an pissy asshole penalty on. But while he was chatty, he had told me about a forum for Dart owners. I thought he was going to tell me about FABO, but he went on about another. I looked at it after he left the shop, it would seem he's not alone.
The question that are being asked are cracking me up! I couldn't take to much offense, these aren't car people,these are people who own cars. They're clueless.
