First names makes it difficult for some of us to follow along

My name is Tom, i'm a FABOaholic.

I've also been called:
T-man
Tomster
Tommy Stinkfinger
Tommy Too Tall (I'm 5'5)
Tom Cat
A$$hole (but leave my family out of this.)
Slump (When i played goal in hockey)
Tom Terrific
And finally
Dartnut as you all know and love me as........