First names makes it difficult for some of us to follow along

Nah...... my name is Yor, I'm 360 years old and I weigh 65lb.

Not unless you're Name is "Roy", you're 65 years old, and you weigh 360 lbs.
I bout bust a gut over both of these!! I was sitting in the waiting room to donate plasma and literally burst out laughing!! Lol