OMG! Why?? 64 Dart monstrosity!!

I have questions

"You've heard the stories." Uh, no, I haven't?

Why does he need a bluetooth in his ear to make a video?

Why does he look surprisingly normal, yet cannot drive?

Does he really only want 500 bucks or did he intentionally leave off a zero to generate interest?

Does it come with all that **** stacked in the back, which is worth far more than the car, and I don't even know what it all is?

Is that the rear of an A-100 I see parked there? Whaddayawant for that?

Are those small or big bolt pattern wheels?

Is this guy related to the same convicted pervert who ran "David's Farm?"