The Nats show pics.

Halloween Hijinks.

Seven of us put an outhouse in a big grain truck and dropped it in the
street in front of the high school. Just as Sheriff's Deputies stepped out
from behind nearby trees as if on cue.

"All right! Un-***-it you guys. I know all of your fathers!"

Not as inventive as another group who put a 2-holer with half of one hole
boarded over on the courthouse lawn with a sign that read: "This is for the
Mayor and his half-assed friends"

The giant dead swolen sow was dropped under the main stoplight by the
courthouse right after the football game let out. Reportably the PD and the
game warden arued for some time over who had to get rid of it. Eventually
a large front loader from the street department was summoned to the scene.

Six large pumpkins, two Roadrunners and one pissed off farmer in a big Chrysler
left in the dust at 130 mph.

Jail? Riding in Toledo in an aquaintance's new red LS6 Chevelle with a freshly
installed but very loud exhaust system and the first Holley 4500 Dominator I
had ever seen. He was moving out of a house trailer in preparation for marriage
and the back seat was piled full of clothes under which (unknown to me) he was
also moving his rifles and shotguns. We were pulled over due to a report moments
earlier that 3 guys in a loud red car had just robbed a clothing store at gunpoint
mere minutes away.

Before we were ever even incarcerated the Police admitted that they had made a
mistake but the B.S. judge would not let them cancel the arrest without a court
appearance the next day upon which it was immediately thrown out. The Police
were very apologetic about the obstinate Judge who was viewed as having an aversion
to firearms. Luckily, we had ventured into Sylvania, OH before we were "apprehended"
and their jail was more like an upscale surburban school than the Toledo workhouse.

Jeeesh! I've slowed down considerably nowadays but I think I may need an attorney!

How did this stuff get in the Nat's Show Pics thread anyway? Oh yeah, thanks brother!