Do you know the muffin man?

Amazing what a couple electrons can do, eh?


IIRC, hot dogs and peanut butter are allowed a certain percentage of-

A- insect parts and rodent droppings

B- "other"

WTF could be worse than insect parts and rodent droppings?


My uncle had a friend that was a USDA meat inspector.

You do NOT want to hear those stories.