Do you know the muffin man?
Amazing what a couple electrons can do, eh?
IIRC, hot dogs and peanut butter are allowed a certain percentage of-
A- insect parts and rodent droppings
B- "other"
WTF could be worse than insect parts and rodent droppings?
My uncle had a friend that was a USDA meat inspector.
You do NOT want to hear those stories.