Why is oil coming out of these?

I am going to shoot a video of this leak so y'all don't think I am crazy. Oil is spewing out. This isn't a leak. The oil comes out like a geyser!

There is No Oil Pressure anywhere near the intake bolts. I just don't see how in the world you have pressurized oil spraying out one of your intake bolt holes.

Have you tried to pull out the plug to see if it is coming from that hole???