Today was sausage day

Moose sausage??? is it similar to Armadillo sausage???????
Alpine,??????? maybe we should do Smokey and the Bandit thing and get a truckload to Missouri???????
years back when I lived in Ga. and ya couldn't get Coors East of the Mississippi, someone (??????DUH) would haul a few horses to Tx and bring back load of Coors in the trailer. that was before the movie>>>LOL
paid for a new trailer....