CL ad; what a moron

**** you not though, I saw this car and talked to this guy in a Walmart parking lot yesterday. Was asking the guy some questions and he starts telling me about his car. " Yeah its got the Muncie 4 speed and I put in a 440 so I could get better gas milage then the 383 it had in it. It's pumping out 500 hp but I'm wanting to change the carb to get it up to 800hp"
Oh, do you have an 8/4" rear? " No its got 4:55's"

Too bad a butt munch like that has such a nice Mopar. He doesn't deserve it.