Arkansas jokes go here here!

A new law recently passed in Arkansas: When a couple gets
divorced, they're still brother and sister. next one. Two Arkansasians are walking down different ends of a street
toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet,
one says,
"Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"