Arkansas jokes go here here!

Must have been an Arkansas architect on the Clinton Library. It looks like a double-wide on stilts.


Why isn't there a single hooker within 30 miles of the Univ. of Arkansas campus?

They're either married to faculty or grad students.


Many think the razorback is the mascot of the Univ. of Arkansas. Actually, it's last year's homecoming queen.

What's the difference between a pig and an Arkansas co-ed? Pigs don't get acne.

Pool full of Arkansas co-eds = Bay of Pigs