Mopars kill it in the quarter, let's see how they do sideways

You sir, have a wonderful idea that I've considered as well!

Ideas for the pot:
lose the bumpers, fab some cheap bash bars
weld the rear doors shut for more rigidity (if 4 door)
at least a 4 point cage

Vaughn Gittin Jr.'s fox missile got me thinking muscle cars would be cool missiles lol