Snake is so sorry.

Man, a stroke will do messed up stuff to your brain! I know this for a fact, had at least 3 of them myself.
things that you think make perfect sense at the time, I mean rock solid sense, is the nuttiest crap you ever heard of before when your in a better frame of mind.
I've gone bat **** crazy over the way toilet paper was put on the roll, and by god, I felt I was right.
I don't know about you, but I get aphasic also, I can't buy a vowel!
I feel for you! It does get better, it takes time, but it gets better.