Well, not the ending I was hoping to hear, but at least you have a sense of humor about it! It is a funny story, probably more clapped out than you care to own!
I definitely agree there, I bet it has been ragged out its whole life! I'm sure something will turn up, Patience is something I struggle with ... but good things are worth the wait!
You'll find one that's right for you!! Hoping its soon so you can play with it this winter!! Geof