i met an older woman at a bar last night...
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and i found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if i'd ever had a sportsman's double?
'what's that? I asked. 'it's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and i wondered what her daughter might look like, i said, 'no, i haven't.' we drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.' we went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'mom...you still awake?'