Embarrassed a perv today...

what you described is the majority.

takes the fun out of shopping and car shows when everytime you look up the same cat is following you around and tries to fake it out as "coincidence" ....transparent as water.

They usually have wives with them too ....they kid themselves into thinking that she don't see it either ....but what can you do ......you cant stop a dog from trying to butt sniff everyone just like you cant stop some guys from not minding their own business.