Check out this Durango

Not the first time this has been posted.....but I do have a few questions...
1. Why would anybody in there right mind willingly put the leaning tower of no power in a heavy *** vehicle such as this?
2. Why would anybody in there right mind ditch EFI for a a door stop? (aka karbantor)
3. From here on out my questions are fit for public viewing....

This sort of reminds me of some of the threads where folks talk about a gas motor being able to tow as well as a diesel....