Whoa There Almost Homeless Guy

Too many hilarious responses people, so I'll kind of try and reply all at once.

He has been out on his own before because he played the demands card one too many times.
Like I said he and his younger Brother are both good guys, have decent jobs and all.
He brought up the military on his own quite a few times but his Mother and I gave him "a hundred reasons why" he might not want to do that.

The two girls were by far WAY harder to deal with than the boys ever thought of being, and one day the younger of them decided to try and overpower Dad.
She was smacking the younger boy around when he was about 10 (she was eighteen) and I grabber her arm during a swing to stop her because telling her to stop wasn't working.
She grabbed me and tried to push me away, so I spun her around and up against the kitchen wall so hard it knocked the wind out of her and she tried to have me arrested for it.
She moved out that same day with a little help in the decision process. :-)
Her and the older Daughter liked to get in fist fights in the middle of the living room (blood all over the carpet and all) and they were constantly at each other.
They still don't talk to each other and are in their early 30's now with 2 kids each and the younger daughter has twins on the way.

Have you ever seen two girls about 10-12 try to kill each other with plastic forks?
I swear it was just like a knife fight with both of them sporting busted off fork spikes in their faces and crying their eyes out, but neither would yield to the other.

Ah the good old days, right? :D