Stop in for a drink.

I go out in my under shorts to get the mail! That's why I moved to Centrual PA. Sometimes I pee in the yard! What am I ?
Yes all guys are pigs. Some are feral some domesticated. I am just waiting for the right news drone to come by to prove myself on TV! LOL

I thought everyone who lives in the rural areas pee in the yard ...........

the rules are different in the yard than out in the city and what happens in the yard stays in the yard. At least the cat better not say what goes on in the back 40 because then she is going to get it.