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Had a dirt bike stolen out of our yard and the knobby tracks went right out of our gate and across the neighbors grass, up a dirt incline and across a utility easment into another neighborhood.
The cop that came out said "Ok, I'll file this report and see if we can find your bike"
I asked him if it would be worth following the tracks, and he said "What tracks?"

I showed him the tracks along with footprints in the dirt from where we were standing and where it went from them pushing the bike away during the night. DUH!
Knobby marks are pretty obvious.