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Halloween night 1977 in a small rural Iowa town.....

Drove to town that night in my 70 GTX, parked at the bottom of Main St, opened my trunk and got out a 20 ft. length of electric fence wire and about three ears of yellow field corn. Tied the ears of corn on the fence wire then tied the other end on the back bumper of my car and went cruising around town with the wire and ear corn dragging behind me.

The one city policeman on duty that night hit his lights and pulled me over....

He walked up beside my car and asked "Do you know you have a piece of electric fence wire tangled up with some ears of corn dragging from your rear bumper?" I smiled at him and said "Why yes....yes, I did know that wire and ear corn is dragging from my rear bumper!!!"

So then he asks me "Well....why are you doing that?"

Told him "I'm trolling for pigs!!!" :D :D :D

Harold(the cop) was about 64 years old at the time and was just a couple months from retirement.....he just laughed and walked back to his car and drove off!